Thanksgiving Humor

Via a comment by Michele on Thistlewood Farms:

What key won’t open any door?
(A turkey!)

Why did the turkey cross the road?
(It was the chicken’s day off!)

Why did the chewing gum cross the road?
(It was stuck on the turkey’s foot!)

Why did the turkey cross the road twice?
(To prove he wasn’t chicken!)

What do you get when a turkey lays an egg on top of a barn?
(An eggroll!)

Where do you find a turkey with no legs?
(Exactly where you left it!)

What do you call it when it rains turkeys?
(Foul weather!)

Why did the turkey sit on the tomahawk?
(To hatchet!)

Why did the police arrest the turkey?
(They suspected it of fowl play!)

Which side of a turkey has the most feathers?
(The outside!)

Why do turkeys lay eggs?
(If they dropped them, they’d break!)

What’s the most musical part of a turkey?
(The drumstick!)

What happened when the turkey got into a fight?
(He got the stuffing knocked out of him!)

Daughter: Mum, may I please have a canary for Christmas?
Mum: No- you’ll have turkey like everyone else.