Amelia and Chris are having a Halloween party tonight. Fee and I were not invited. In fact, Amelia said the only way I could come was if I wore a dom-in-a-trix costume!! I looked up dominatrix. . .guess I won't be going. Cruel blow, Amelia; this is our 34th anniversary, and you won't let your parents come to your Halloween party??
Who would have imagined that she would hold a grudge over such trivial remarks about her dog? Chris doesn't hold a grudge; he didn't take my remarks seriously. God knows, I've tried to make amends, but she isn't having any of it.
But look - another view of Snow White! How cute! Doesn't she look sweet? And L.J.! The very image of Elvis. He could probably get a job as an Elvis Impersonator!